In the beginning, there was an Egg. And this Egg was all.
On the first day of the new age, the Egg began to crack, and from it
sprung forth the universe as we know it.
The Egg is the Beginning, the End and All in between.

Man came from Yolk, and he shall return to Yolk when his days are done.


Our Lord has many names, but He chooses that we should call Him Humpty,
and He is The One True Egg.

It says in the Teachings of the Prophet Haddaway that Our Lord Humpty
fell from a great wall, and was shattered into a myriad pieces so that
we could understand His greatness and spread the joy that He has
blessed upon the universe.
When all the pieces are joined as one , Our Lord Humpty shall be risen,
and He will judge who is of true Yolk, and those will be taken into His
shell-like bosom.

We are the chosen.
We are the truth.
We are The One True Egg.